Actioning the slide has such a crisp, authoritative sound, don't you think? I dont wonder WHY people do it, thats easy - they are f***in attention wh***s who got picked on at school and had no friends. I prefer my old satin nickel Colt Model 1911, .45ACP.
New Yorker Judith Prays has invented the Pheromone Party, where partygoers are able to use their smelly shirts to get someone's attention.
I believe s/he is presenting le5bos as an alternative to dating morons.